Husbands can be incredibly helpful.
That one with the Christmas lights is creative, though!
Husbands are incredibly useless
hash browns will be served at my wedding
Guess what I got at the thrift store
is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream
“ME HOY MENOY”
my friend forced me to his party so i started melting together candy corn into a candy corncob an hour and a half ago
i used up all the lighter fluid and now i don’t know what to do with this mass of sugar
WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES FUCK YOU GUYS DONT DO THIS TO ME