this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels
my favorite thing to do is to use my tongue to pick up popcorn or cereal from my hand like a lizard like it just sticks to your tongue and youre all like wow look at that
i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture
why do young people now talk like senior citizens please relax kids still play with toys stop bein such a damn baby
And we had video games so it’s not like we had no technology in our childhood
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
- *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
- friend: you good?
- *i look up slowly*
- me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry
my new favorite holiday is valentines day bc of these being all over tumblr